I need a fortune teller to see if theres any money in my future. And to see if you see anything about my favorite website which you will know if you are legimate. And will i get a laptop?
Suggestion by John Goat
If you are actually naive enough to believe in fortune tellers there will not be much money in your future.
Suggestion by Spencer Christmas Jr.
Fortune-telling is the practice of predicting the future, usually of an individual, through mystical or supernatural means and often for commercial gain. It often conflates with the religious practice known as divination.
In Europe, the fortune-telling has not been well-respected for the past several centuries. There have been religious proscriptions against it, as well as civil laws passed that forbid the practice. For these reasons, many mainstream urban Europeans and Americans are unaware of how popular fortune-telling remains with the public and are surprised when they learn of a celebrity or politician who consults a fortune-teller for the purpose of making decisions.
Common methods used for fortune telling in Europe and the Americas include astromancy, horary astrology, pendulum reading, spirit board reading, tasseography (reading tea leaves in a cup), cartomancy (fortune telling with cards), tarot card reading, crystallomancy (reading of a crystal sphere), and cheiromancy (palmistry, reading of the palms). The latter three have traditional associations in the popular mind with the Roma and Sinti people (often called “gypsies”).
Another form of fortune-telling, sometimes called “reading” or “spiritual consultation” does not rely on the use of specific devices or methods, but consists of the practitioner transmitting to the client advice and predictions which are said to have come from spirits or in visions. This form of fortune-telling is particularly popular in the African-American community.
Typical topics that Western fortune-tellers make predictions on include future romantic, financial, and childbearing prospects. They may also be called upon to aid in decision-making regarding job opportunities, the outcome of illnesses, and plans for marriage or divorce.
In addition to divining the future, many fortune-tellers will also give “character readings.” These are short analyses of the character of a person and do not necessarily involve specific preditions about future events. Methods used in character analysis readings include numerology, graphology, palmistry (if the subject is present), and astrology. The subject of a character reading may be the client, who seeks self-knowledge, but it is quite common for the fortune-teller to perform a character reading on the client’s prospective mate. In the latter case, when a third party is being assessed for marital compatibility with the client, an element of fore-telling does occur, as the practitioner explores the future of the relationship based on the characters of the two parties.
In contemporary Western culture, it appears that women consult fortune-tellers more than men: some indication of this comes from the profusion of advertisements for commercial fortune-telling services in magazines aimed at women, while such advertisements appear virtually unknown in magazines aimed specifically at men.
It is quite common for young women to seek out fortune tellers as they embark on adulthood, and many women maintain decades-long relationships with their personal readers or fortune-tellers. Telephone consultations with psychics (charged to the caller’s telephone account at very high rates) grew in popularity through the 1990s but they have not replaced – and may never replace – the traditional card readers, tea leaf readers, palmists, and spiritual readers who see their clients in small storefronts or occult shops.
 Asian fortune telling
Street fortune teller consults with client in Taichung, TaiwanChinese Fortune Telling better known as (Chinese: 算命, suan ming) has utilized many varying divination techniques throughout the dynastic periods. There are four major methods still in practice in China, Taiwan and Hong Kong today, and they remain in use due to their accuracy and popularity. Over time, some of these concepts have moved into Korean and Japanese culture under other names. For example “Saju” in Korea is the same as the Chinese four pillar method.
 Popular methods
Face reading (面相) – This is the interpretation of facial features of the nose, eyes, mouth and other criteria within one’s face and the conversion of those criteria into predictions for the future. This usually covers one phase of the client’s life, and reveals the type of luck associated with a certain age range.
Palm reading (手相) – This analyzes the positioning of palm lines for love, personality, and other traits. It somewhat resembles Western palmistry in technique.
Kau Cim (求籤) – This requires the shaking of a bamboo cylinder, which results in at least one modified incense stick leaving the cylinder. The Chinese characters inscribed on the stick are analyzed by an interpreter. The prediction is short range, as it covers one Chinese calendar year. In the West, this method has been popularized under the trade-name “Chi-Chi sticks.”
Zi wei dou shu (紫微斗數) – This procedure, sometimes loosely called (Chinese: 劈命, pik meng), involves the client seeking an advisor with a mastery of the Chinese calendar. Astrology is used in combination with the Chinese constellation, four pillars of destiny and the five elements methods of divination. The end result is a translation of one’s destiny path, an interpretation of a pre-determined fate. The result of the details vary depending on the accuracy of the original four pillars information the client provides to the fortune-teller. This method can also verify unique events that have already happened in one’s life.
 Other methods
Man Wong Gua (文王卦) – 
Miu Fa Yik Sou (梅花易數) – literally “Plum flower calculation”
Kei Mun Tun Kap (奇門遁甲)
Five Element Changes (五行易) – based on the five elements
Yik Lam (易林)
Yin Kam (演禽)
Yin and Yang Bowl (陰陽杯) – based on Yin and yang
Tik Pan San Sou (鐵板神數)
Wong Kek Yin Sou (皇極易數)
Seven Major and Four Minor Stars (七政四餘)
Three Generation Life (三世書)
Yin Kam Fa (演禽法)
Chin Ting Sou (前定數)
Leung Tou Kam (兩頭鉗) – literally “dual headed suppress”
 Famous Chinese quote
Traditional Chinese: 一命二運三風水四積陰德五讀書
Pinyin: yi1 man4 er4 yun4 san1 feng1 shui3 si4 ji1 yin1 de2 wu3 du2 shu1
Jyutping: jat1 meng6 ji6 wan6 saam1 fung1 seoi2 sei3 zik1 jam1 dak1 ng5 duk6 syu1
English translation : one fate, two luck, three fengshui, four karma, five education
The above quote is culturally believed to have come from Su Shi of the Song dynasty. As the quote continue to remain wildly popular in Chinese culture today. The actual interpretation vary greatly depending on the individual as there is no classical text mentioning what Su Shi really meant. Some claims that your destiny is really in your control as the 5 components is mathematically 1 more than the four pillars of destiny. Meaning you are in control of your future on top of your born-fate. Other interpretations may suggest the order in which the components are important. For example education is not useful if fate does not put you in the proper place first. Other interpretations may suggest there is no order. Just a list of the 5 components.
In Chinese society, fortune telling is a respected and important part of social and business culture. Thus, fortune tellers often take on a role which is equivalent to management consultants and psychotherapists in Western society. As management consultants, they advise business people on business and investment decisions. Many major business decisions involve the input of fortune tellers. Their social role allows decision risks to be placed outside of the organization and provides a mechanism of quickly randomly deciding between several equally useful options. As psychotherapists, they help people discuss and resolve personal issues without the stigma of illness.
 African fortune telling
One of the most traditional methods of telling fortunes in Africa is called casting (or throwing) the bones. Because Africa is a large continent with many tribes and cultures, there is not one single technique. Not all of the “bones” are actually bones, small objects may include cowrie shells, stones, strips of leather, or flat pieces of wood. In general, most casting or throwing methods are performed on the ground (often within a circle) and they fall into one of two categories:
Casting marked bones, flat pieces of wood, shells, or leather strips and numerically counting up how they fall — either according to their markings or whether they do or do not touch one another — with mathematically-based readings delivered as memorized results based on the chosen criteria.
Casting a special set of symbolic bones or an array of selected symbolic articles — as, for instance, using a bird’s wing bone to symbolize travel, a round stone to symbolize a pregnant womb, and a bird foot to symbolize feeling.
In African society, many people seek out diviners on a regular basis. There are no prohibitions against the practice. Those who tell fortunes for a living are also sought out for their wisdom as counselors and for their knowledge of herbal medicine.
 Opposing theories
Those who believe that it is possible for a practitioner to tell fortunes or predict the future for clients may have religious objections to the practice. For instance, there are Christians who believe that fortune telling is forbidden in the Bible. 
Those who do not believe that fortune tellers can actually read the future may believe that several other factors explain the popularity and anecdotal accuracy of fortune-telling:
Suggestion by johndeand
i hate reading for skeptics….
your element is water, and your astrological sign is possibly cancer, scorpio or pisces…. or if you aren’t one of these signs, at least you are very emotionally intuitive and sensitive.
i don’t see money as the main object in your near future, but i do see that a conflict with a friend will leave you trapped between two decisions that both have severely negative consequences…. cosmic advice: don’t let yourself get trapped in the first place, and don’t let society rule your life. live your own life by your own rules.
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chinese fortune tellers only!?
Are there any benefits for the people born in the year of the Rooter? please tell!
Suggestion by fairycakes
Do you mean rooster? If you dont get hold of a fortnue teller heres afew websites that seem quite informative:
Hope that helps =]]
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If a bomboh and a chinese fortune teller have a spiritual battle, who would win?
Suggestion by Baby Bean
the bomoh will have cancer from the smoke of kemeyan and the chinese fortune teller will have cancer from the smoke of joss sticks, both will die soon after that and the winners are the doctors and coffin seller
Suggestion by i’m pretty
@Baby bean: agreed and lol!
Suggestion by jimmy
They both will cancel each other out – and explode, then disappear in two puffs of smoke…..
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